Peter Bradshaw has definitely been smoking something…

..judging from his Guardian review of ‘Aliens Versus Predator: Resurrection’:

“But perhaps it is time to extend this face-off principle to other kinds of cinema. We could have an action-horror with Keira Knightley from Atonement battling Helena Bonham Carter from A Room With a View, the delicate porcelain of their English complexions flecked with spittle and blood as their jaws extend into slavering mandibles, from which lesser rows of teeth would extend as they rampaged around the Tuscan countryside fanatically trying to kill each other.”

Quite the image.

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